Jenny Holiday

Is this the highest level of man I can hope 2 attract?

September 11, 2005 // Tagged with: , ,

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Lily’s latest admirer is very young, very short, and wears white contact lenses. She writes:

“Is this the highest level of man I can hope 2 attract? A kid 6 inches shorter, 10 years younger, armed with a lunchbox purse and a mouth that would dirty a bar of Ivory?”

We should all be so lucky.

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