A note from Lily, Chicklets:
I M SO hopelessly attached 2 the singer from My Chemical Romance that it makes my passion 4 Ian McCulloch a low-burning match flare in comparison. I’m sure U can pick him out of the attached lineup.
See below, Chicklets. Mr. Mock has a theory. “I have a theory,” he says. “Lily wants to date herself. All her celebrity crushes look like her. Can this be healthy?”
![Behold, second from left, Lily's pretend-boyfriend.](https://www.jennyholiday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/chemicalromance.jpg-300x220.jpg)