The latest from Lily.
Well, I went 2 the dentist this week 4 a filling. So, like, as a total dork, when they give U that first really awful shot, I always just pretend I’m making out with some hot boy with fangs, so I don’t pass out. Usually it’s Steve Kilbey from the Church, no prob. So this time I pictured Gerard. 2 minutes later I come out of a white hole in a cold sweat 2 find that this is the first time in TWENTY-FIVE YEARS IN PRACTICE that the dentist has had 2 call 911. I seized up and stopped breathing. Aftermath: they ultimately give me 2 more massive shots cause nothing’s working. I picture Mikey Heppner from Priestess and there’s no problem. Also the ambulance takes AN HOUR. They sent it from Brooklyn cause midtown was booked. So if I hadn’t come 2 Gerard would have killed me. Thanks.
Seriously sick aftermath:I still think he’s the shyt.
Bummed that there’s no one 2 make out with my novocaine lips,