Lulu has been watching what she eats in anticipation of a Caribbean beach vacay. She’s decided that criminals may in fact be misunderstood dieters. The other day she had the opportunity to try on a police belt—you know with all the little holsters and pockets. She decided if she was a cop she’d fill all the pouches with different kinds of candy.
“Sometimes bad people are just normal people on diets who have no choice to be nasty,” she said.
She phoned later to report that she’d eaten an entire bag of cheesies.
“I’ve fallen off the wagon,” she signed. “I’ve fallen off the wagon so hard, I have a concussion.”