Lulu has announced that Step five of her path to enlightenment is – are you ready for it? – get over your own self. Get over your own self!
“Don’t be a victim of your past,” she said. “Like Michael Jackson. Look what happened to him. “Wake up, man!” she said. “Live life!”
Those of you following Lulu’s path to enlightenment may have noticed that we have skipped over steps 3 and 4. Lulu’s revelations are not necessarily coming in order, you see. Stay tuned for step 4.
And I am sorry to report that Step 3 had to be glossed over, Chicklets, because not all spiritual leaps forward are family friendly.