Un, hi. Remember how we were going to take a little break, and that was, like, 2006? When the Internet was a mere teenager and social media the screaming infant it had because it was too young and impulsive to know about birth control?
Since we last saw each other, I did a few things. I had a baby. I wrote some books. I got a literary agent. More on all this later. Maybe. (Because remember, this isn’t a blog about my day-to-day doings: that would be excruciating for all of us, right?)
The most important thing I have to report is that Lulu and Lily are still…not hiding their lights under a bushel, shall we say?
For example, at a recent slumber party with Lulu:
Me: “I want to put my PJs on, otherwise I’m going to have to unbutton my pants”
Lulu: “I drove all the way here with my pants unbuttoned and unzipped.”
And here’s an update from Lily:
All I have done lately over here is sell stuff on eBay bcuz I’m convinced that either I’m going 2 get fired, or quit my job in a fit of white-hot rage. Do U think the $2 armwarmers I posted will tide me over until I can get another job?:D I’m sure of it! In other news, there is no other news. Unless U count the fact that I M now addicted 2 Upstairs Downstairs AND Downton Abbey AND Eastenders. U would think one show where the rich chick bangs the chauffeur and comes 2 no good end would B enough, but apparently not.
So…we’re back, Chicklets!
OMG I also LOVE Upstairs Downstairs I’ve only see if from time to time and have no idea about anyone or anything going on but that show is “tits”