Lily spent Valentine’s Day at the Met, naturally. But she isn’t a happy camper:
I just came back from the opera! I went with Todd and Travis 2 Aida at the Met, and it was 4 fucking hours long. And only 2 people died at the end, out of a cast of hundreds. what kind of payoff is that?!? Tosca’s only 2 hours max, and EVERYBODY dies! The champagne at all 3 intermissions helped, but now I’m regretting it.
Don’t you hate it when there’s not enough bloodshed on Valentine’s Day?