The lastest from Lily, whose pallor is apparently threatened.
Dude, I’m so tan that my hands look dirty. U know what I mean? Why? See attached picture. Priestess were playing Coney Island at 1:30 in the afternoon. In the SUN! I literally RAN down the beach 2 shove my way 2 the front row. Whereupon I found that 5’5″ chunky, not-cute-no-matter-how-U-spin-it Mikey Heppner has NATURALLY RED-BLOND ROOTS under his dyed black hair. He was drenched with sweat. He was bright red from the heat. He will never give me the time of day. I heart him! Even though he made me tan!